"Urvaginus will change the way we look at Uranus! I know, I've been looking a lot," DonJon, Dean of Students, MoBoho University.
Chelsea Hotel (MP) - In an astonishing discovery Asstrologists at MoBoho University have discovered a New Planet nestled in the Tain'tisphere of Uranus. "We had no idea what would be at the other end," claims MoBoho Senior Asstrologist, Dr. Hugh G. Rection.
The new planet has been dubbed by DonJonVonavich, Dean of Students, as "Urvaginus." Hailed by DonJon as a "Life Affirming Discovery," he added, "Trust me, I am going to live long enough to land this Mons Pubis laden Planet."
But not everyone is celebrating the discovery, the Log Cabin Tea Baggers for Christ, referred to as the LogBaggers4C, have denounce it as "Liberal Goddess Worshiping Pseudo-Socio-Commie-Science Propaganda," and denounced DonJon as a "Clitoral Fascist."
Claiming their Theostrologists have discovered a "Planetary Package" tucked tightly between the Tain'tisphere of the New Planet, the Spokesman for LogBaggers4C, Hymie Hyman, stated "This is clear evidence of Intelligent Design, rather as God would have it, we have 'Urpenis'."
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