Chelsea Hotel (MP) - CBS has announced a new one hour weekly series staring DonJonVonavich, MoVaginal Chairman of the Certified Vagina Whisperers Association.
The new series titled, DonJon Texas Walker, is set in Austin, Texas. DonJon plays the part of a "New American Gigolo" in the weird central Texas town where he is contracted by wealthy older society ladies to service their personal needs.
CBS has stated that the primeime series "will be a big hit with Golden Girls fans." In each episode DonJon is faced with the challenge of keeping the ladies of Texas shown, stuffed, and sated.
"DonJon's off screen experience as the Chairman of the Certified Vagina Whisperers Association has proven a treasure trove of content for our script writers," claims the CBS spokesperson.
DonJon was not available for comment, but his Publicist, Harry Martini of Handled Messiahs Public Relations, provided the following statement:
"DonJon is proud to bring his experience into living the rooms of American families each Thursday at 8:00 EST. But, I still think Harry Martini Trucker Whore was a better idea for CBS primetime."
