Chelsea Hotel (MP) - The Certified Vagina Whisperer Association has released classified information dating to the administration of John F. Kennedy, a founding member of the CVWA, about his true intent for the Peace Corps.
In the documents, the President suggested "an organization that would serve as a recruiting source for young talented women to fill leadership roles." He referred to the new organization as a "Piece Corps" and claimed he felt, "there is not enough piece in the world to satisfy the needs of men like us." The President signed off with the now famous CVWA motto, 'If You're Not Thinking About Pussy, Your Mind is Wandering, Jack."
The first of many recruited by the President was Marion "Mimi" Beardsley, a nineteen year old freshman from Wheaton College, who has just published a book about her affair with President Kennedy. Her book, Once Upon a Secret: My Affair with President John F. Kennedy and Its Aftermath, does not disclose the Presidents association with the CVWA, but alludes to his skills in numerous passages.
Included in the documents is the transcript of an address to the CVWA general assembly regarding his proposal for the CVWA Piece Corps. He states, "I have, therefore, chosen this time and this place to discuss a topic on which ignorance too often abounds and the truth is too rarely perceived — yet it is the most important topic on earth: world piece. What kind of piece do I mean? I am talking about genuine piece, the kind of piece that makes life on earth worth living, the kind that enables men to grow."
When asked if the information was authentic, DonJon, Chairman of the CVWA, claimed that "I practiced with Jack Kennedy, Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine, Jack Kennedy was an excellent vagina whisperer, and Jack Kennedy's mind never wandered."
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| Left: President Kennedy addresses the General Assembly of The Certified Vagina Whisperers Association. Right: Mimi Beardsley first recruit for the CVWA Piece Corps. |
